It Can't Be True Songtext

von Jason Robert Brown

Oh, hey, Lucy. Whats up?

Check this out. I just got the juiciest text from Charlotte who told me the nastiest thing about Kendra.

Kendra? No! What?

Alright, Ill tell you. But remember
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her

Cause she said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face
Laughing, and talking, and holding hands
Slipping all the way to first base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her

Kendra and Evan?

Yep.

But what about Brett?

Oh, I know! She is so full of it! But really, really, really dont say anything.

Of course not! I wont say a word.

(Phone rings)

Yello?

Cassie?

Charlotte!

Cassie & Charlotte:
Yo!

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Everything Molly says

Molly & Lucy:
Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Everything Molly says is a lie

Molly & Lucy:
You better not believe her

Cause I just heard that

Molly & Lucy:
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan

On their bikes
Having a little race

Molly saw Kendra at the park
Letting Evan get to second base!

But everything Charlotte says is a lie

Molly & Lucy:
You better not believe her

Holy macaroni
No, it cant be true
No, you cant repeat a single word Im telling you
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor

Everything Cassie says is a lie

Everything Molly says is a lie

Everything Charlotte says

Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie

Making up stories, I dont know why

You better not believe her

So dont think nothing,

She just told me

She said she saw

Kendra and Evan at the game
And they vanished without a trace
When she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Letting Evan get to third base!

Holy macaroni! No, it cant be true
Theres an awful lot of trouble they can get into
And oh! Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Kendra says is a lie

Eddie & Malcolm:
Its a lie, its a lie, its a lie

Doing the tongue with some other guy

Eddie & Malcolm:
You better believe it

Cause he said
She saw
She said
She saw
He said
He saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
At the movies
At the zoo

And I just saw them, right now!