I Don't Live in Dallas Lyrics

Well the city's so big nobody knows where it starts or where it ends
If you've got the money, you can buy you up a lot of friends
Cause they'll take anybody who drives a nice car, got a place just for you up in
Highland Park
If I don't ever go there, it'll be all right with me
Cause I don't live in Dallas, I live in Texas
Where we ain't got no hockey and no damn metroplexes
I don't live in Dallas, I live in Texas

And if I don't ever go there it'll be all right with me

Now Benny Hinn comes on Sundays, everybody's gonna go sing along
Cause they can't start their football till all wide recievers post bond

You're a whole bunch of yuppies with nothin to do, you keep Isuzu in business, we
All know it's true
I'd like to sell you to Oklahoma if they could only afford you
Cause I don't live in Dallas, I live in Texas
Where we ain't got no hockey and no damn metroplexes
I don't live in Dallas, I live in Texas
And if I don't ever go there it'll be all right with me
I don't ever go there and it's all right with me