Vampire Lair Lyrics

I am a torn into pieces, my life is abnormal
I live with sticks and branches
Life is basically sand and porn
I am a homeless person
I am dead (NOT!)

I need blood
Join the army
And a Barney
Janster Louise
Hee hee hee
It's a vampire party

Kill him... eat him... bury him...
Rip him apart...
Do whatever he takes
So that he does not learn our secret
The secret to our blood

Welcome to the nest...