Hey Myron! Lyrics

Wanna know, about his, single-minded drive, his ego?
Listen to him as he, taunts and takes on all, of his enemies with a savage swagger.

Watch him point his middle finger.
Blood red face, he's filled with anger!
In my eyes, you'd better all be dead.
In my eyes, you'd better get along instead.
In my eyes, hey Myron!

Without velcro, wouldn't, even be able to put his shoes on.
Wonders why stories of humiliation always seem to make him so popular.

Watch him point his middle finger.
Blood red face, he's filled with anger!
In my eyes, you'd better all be dead.
In my eyes, you'd better get along instead.
In my eyes, hey Myron!

Your stupid reactions, result in my dissatisfaction.
The motorway between his brain and mouth is plagued with roadworks.

Beyond more stupidity, to imbecility, dorkus maximus, full of insecurity.