Toastmaker's Revenge Lyrics

When I perform, right?
I'm gonna actually bring a toaster
To the performance, onstage
Plug it in, and I'm gonna bring a loaf of bread
And in between songs, I'm gonna make toast
And I'm gonna eat it
And then I'll offer it to the audience if anybody wants
And so people come and watch me play

And they see me with this toaster, making toast
They'll be like, "He's up there, right?
Dancing around like a maniac
And he's making toast!"
To me, it's just like,
Quiet, everybody makes toast.