The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex Songtext

von J Bigga

There's a magic place
For beyond the horizon
It's way out of range of (...)?

You'll probably be on roam
It's very very from from home

It's lost of fun, you should come

You'll never ever be alone

The name of this place is a super duper duper bog secret
But i'm about to tell because i feel like it!
It is called...
The laaaaaaaaand of the mushroooom unicorn SEX
(Okay!)
Welcome to the land of the mushroom unicorn sex, now that you're here your think it's weird
You're probably like, "What's next?"
(Okay!)
Well the ground is mad of fruit roll-ups the sky is made of gumdrops
All the chicks have big boobs and all the dudes have big cock
It's really really sexy in the land of unicorn sex
(Okay)
Nobody has to work but they cash big check
(Yeah!)
Come with me let's have some fun where the horny horses roam
The land of mushroom unicorn sex is where I call my home

(Okay!)
MUSHROOM UNICORN

MUSHROOM UNICORN
MUSHROOM UNICORN
SEX

MUSHROOM UNICORN SEX
MUSHROOM UNICORN SEX
MUSHROOM UNICORN SEX
It's so
Fucking awesome, Oh man! look
A magical unicorn
Walking through the land of mushroom unicorn sex
He has a big bone on his nose
And his giant horse cock is ERECT
Now in the center of the land, of the magical unicorn sex
There is a statue made entirely of sex
It's kinda strange
I don't really know how scientifically it works
But it's awesome and it's made of sex
FOR SURE
Hump Hump Fist Pump Donkey Ump oh Squirt
In the land of unicorn sex Donkey Fucking in our Sport Just kidding, man destialityis really not a joke in the lan of unicorn sex we just say "NO!"
Take a gumdrop of the tree put it in your pipe and light it in the land of unicorn sex

There's lost of peer pressure DON'T FIGHT IT
Now do it just do it you should smoke gumdrops poo in the land of unicorn sex THAT'S WHAT WE DO
Once you smoke them, you can't stop
You will have to sing "The land of unicorn sex"
National athem with me
(here we go)
The land of unicorn sex that is to which I pledge allegiance you shoul make a gumdrop and masturbate with a vibrating unicorn horn from the horn of a unicorn that is a first born of Jesus...
Or something '-us'
Or something
Definitely something...