It isn't red,
It isn't green,
It isn't seen,
It's nothin'.
It isn't wide,
It isn't tall,
It isn't small,
It's nothin'.
It's a dance that no-one dances,
It's a song that no-one sings,
It's a joke that no-one laughs at,
It's a thing to end all things.
It isn't here,
It isn't there,
It's everywhere.
It's nothin'.
It ain't red,
It must be green.
It ain't green,
Well can it be seen?
Can't be seen.
Well what is it Deek?
Man it ain't nothin'.
All gone.
It ain't wide,
Must be tall.
It ain't tall.
Well is it small?
No it ain't small.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, what is it Deek?
It ain't nothin'.
It's a dance that no-one dances,
A song that no-one sings,
A joke no-one laughs at,
It's a thing to end all things.
It isn't here.
Well then it must be there.
It isn't there.
Well where is it Deek?
It's everywhere!
I'll agree with you son, it ain't nothin'.
You got something to put it in brother?
(solo)
It ain't red.
It ain't green.
It ain't seen.
It's nothin'.
What?
Mmmm.
Writer(s): Sid Kuller, Hal Borne, Ray Golden
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