Closed Session Songtext

von Infectious Grooves

Guard: Hey. Hey, excuse me. Closed session.
Sarsippius: What you mean closed session?
Guard: It's a closed session here. No one's allowed. Nobody.
Sarsippius: What are you talking about?
Guard: You're... You're gonna have to leave.
Sarsippius: I will... You know who I am?
Guard: No, I don't know who you are and you're gonna have to leave right now.
Sarsippius: I am Aladdin Sarsippius Sulanamagic Jackson the third.
Guard: (laughs) I don't care what you did on who. You're gonna have to leave.
Sarsippius: Listen man. Listen brother. I am the world-renowned reptilian lover.
Guard: (laughs)
Sarsippius: What you laughing at brother?
Guard: I'm not laughing. I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. There's no authorization. You have to have a special...
Sarsippius: Let me tell you something. I sang for Aqueduct Pocket. I sang for Relaxed Atmosphere.
Guard: I don't know who they are. I...
Sarsippius: I sang for Third World Lover.
Guard: This... This is the Infec...
Sarsippius: You heard of them?
Guard: No I haven't. This is the Infectious Grooves. It's a closed session.
Sarsippius: Have you all heard of my hit single "Whipped Cream"? (singing) Whipped Cream. Put it all over your body.
Guard: (laughing) No...
Sarsippius: You ever heard of that?
Guard: (laughing) No I haven't...
Sarsippius: Where you been brother?
Guard: I've been keeping people out of the studio.
Sarsippius: Have you heard of the song "The Love That You'll Find is the Love That You Will Never Find Because It is the Love That is Always Not Able to be Found"?
Guard: I'm not looking for no love. I'm sorry. And you're dripping some green funk now on the carpet.
Sarsippius: Listen man. Don't worry about my green funk.
Guard: I'm gonna have... I'm gonna have to get some security happening here.
Sarsippius: Don't get no security involved. I want...
Guard: I am the security.
Sarssipius: I want to work with your brother.
Guard: I'm gonna have to make you leave.
Sarsippius: This is some kind of game here.
Guard: What are you doing here?
Sarsippius: This is some kind of game, brother. I came here to do backups.
Guard: Backups for who?
Sarsippius: For this infectaphibian thing, man.