The Perfect Job Lyrics

1.Strophe

Hi, I'm David,
But not Hasselhoff,
?cause I work at the movies
Next to machine that often pops

My parents don't like me
Not a clue of a girlfriend
But I've got fellow sufferers, soulrelatives

These yellow cornies
Abandoned from the rest
White pride of the popcorn machine;
Je déteste

Disliked by consumers
They won't ever pop
Like me, that's why I save them, but I still hate my job

Refrain

At 1am I'm finally free ? hey hey
Take off the sweaty clothes hanging on me
Put down my little hat,
Which makes you look like a jerk
?cause of its shape of a popcorn
Oh I hate my fucking work

But when I'm done I'm finally free ? hey hey
To collect the unpopped corns waiting for me
And this reminds me of my passion
Like other guys like fashion
A step further to the perfection of my unpopped corns collection

2.Strophe

Papa told me:
?Well, my little boy,
If you want to have a save job
Go to the flight branch
Ouw!
The Pilot school was too hard for me,
But I am a good son
And I do, what daddy tells me

So to say
I followed his advice
But that old ladies slap my ass
Was a little surprise
Yeah!
I am on the plane,
But not as its master
But as a steward, who serves the people,
Oh what a disaster

Refrain

And when dad comes, it's a mess for me ? hey hey
Have to ask Jim for the cockpit's key
(to) pretend I*?d have his job
Oh, I feel like a slob
Play the instruments like a jerk
Oh, I hate my fucking work

But when dad comes, the whole crew must do ? hey hey
Has to do what I want them to do
And then I feel like like a king
What just misses is the ?bling?
And daddy says to me:
?Hey son, good to have thee!?

Funky Bridge

Refrain

But after all. I have finished my job, ( Hey, hey)
The university's a better shop
Aeronautical engineering!
I have found my real vocation!
I am fond of innovation
And I feel like on vacation!

Me too, I have finished my job ( Hey, Dave!)
A film director once came to our shop
When he saw me playing with my corns
He was surprised and really torn
Now I'm actor and well-known
That's what I really want