Victor Lyrics

Takes his mother to the seaside
Buys her seafood, fresh today
Brings her cocoa, feast at midnight
Darling mumsy, that's the way
Victor's on to you

Punches Wolfie in the stomach
Buys his lover brand new suits
Questions asked about his girlfriends
Jealous mind he'll have to choose
Victor's on to you

Got a hangover from your last cheeky weekend have ya
Pathetic pathetic pathetic that's what you are pathetic

Vic shoots Edgar in the ulcer
Plum stained slipper cold ice stare
Bluebells ringing, pansies anxious
Mr Dakin buys a prayer
Victor's on to you