100 Volts Lyrics

At 100 volts you got my attention
At 200 volts I started to shake
At 300 volts I felt the tension
At 400 volts I started to ache
At 500 volts my left leg twisted
At 600 volts my right leg jumped
At 700 volts my tongue got blisters
At 800 volts my head I bumped

Year after year and day after day
I never knew you felt that way
Hour after hour I sat in that chair
Your hand on the dial, my hair in the air
Your hand on the dial, my hair in the air

At 1000 volts I smelt something burning
At 2000 volts my heart almost stopped
At 3000 volts it was a bit disconcerting
At 4000 volts my ear drums popped
At 5000 volts I lost all control
At 6000 volts I felt like a slug
At 7000 volts you achieved your goal
At 8000 volts you pulled the plug