The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Songtext

von Hugo Montenegro and His Orchestra

Here is the tale of the boy standing in front of you
Not one word is exaggerated -- entirely true
A four square in chemistry, my agenda tonight
As I rock the house left, and a I rock the house right
I can't fly, I can't dance
And I don't like any bands
Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man
Where I want is where I go
I'm always armed with a burrito
Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man
I travel the world with my band in a box
And I rock 10 times harder than your average punk rock band
I'm almost done, I'm almost through
I hope to God I'm not boring you
I often do the number 2
I am the always often pooping Jew
I can't fly, I can't dance
And I don't like any bands
Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man
Where I want is where I go
I'm always armed with a burrito
Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man
I can't fly, I can't dance
And I don't like your band
Listen up, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man
Where I want is where I go
I'm always armed with a burrito
Pay attention, 'cause I am Atom, I am the sequencing man