A Formal Occasion Lyrics

'Twas a black tie affair
Showed up in my underwear
You pretended not to care
Though I'm sure I drew your stare

Oh, I'm so bored with this
Would it be all that remiss
Everyone's so moribund
I don't even own a cumberbund

Perchance that's a lie
I would never dry your eye
After all you've done to me
All I need is a girl to call me

Call me

Paging Captain Midnite
Paging Captain Midnite
He's gonna be here all nite
If you don't do exactly as I say

Oh, I'm so bored with this
Would it be all that remiss
If I were to steal a kiss
But he'll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
Nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion's share
I love you so please call me

I'm begging you please
Call me

Oh I'm so bored with this
Would it be all that remiss
If I were to steal a kiss
All I need is a lil' kiss

Oh you're there next to me
Somehow equals sex to me
That Imperius Rex is me
But he'll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
Nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion's share
I love you so please call me

I'm begging you please
Call me
Why won't you call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
Nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion's share
I love you
So please call me

I'm begging you please
Call me
My darling, call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
Nor do I have a single care
I love you more than words can share
I love you
So please call me