Girlfriend Lyrics

I gotta get a girlfriend
I gotta get a girlfriend

I gotta get new clothes
So I can get a girlfriend
I gotta start clippin' my toes
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop pickin' my nose
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop wearin' pantyhose

So I can get a girlfriend
Girlfriend

I'm even willin' to pay
Some girl to say that she's my girlfriend
'Cause all my friends think I'm gay
'Cause I never have a girlfriend
I'd buy flowers every day
For my girlfriend
I wouldn't be like O.J.
And kill my girlfriend
Girlfriend

I just changed the key
So I can get a girlfriend
Start havin' sex for free
With my girlfriend
She can even have VD
And still be my girlfriend
It might hurt when I pee
But at least I'd have a girlfriend
Girlfriend

We could sit around and do crazy shit together like
I could pull her ears out and say,
"Hey, look everybody, it's Dumbo!"
She'd be all like,
"Who the fuck are you and how'd you get into my house?"
All right!

How low do I have to sink
To get me a girlfriend
I could put something in her drink
And she could be my girlfriend
But then they'd put me in the clink
And I'd be someone else's girlfriend
Girlfriend
Girlfriend