Holden Caulfield Lyrics

I've got lots of fake friends
They've got lots of fake phones
And whenever I call them
They're never at home
I see them on the street and they smile at me
But when I'm alone I'm always alone

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And you make me feel like Holden Caulfield
When you act like such a phony
Still I wish that you'd phone me
Phone me

Your fake politeness makes me paranoid
You're so self-righteous
I'm so annoyed
I'll laugh at you call you a hypocrite
But I'll cry 'cause you don't tell me your secrets

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I look up words in the dictionary
I paste them on my wall
So I can impress somebody
If somebody calls

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You smile at me but you just look like a liar
Cause I know you wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire
And I am on fire

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I left lots of messages
I left a trail
Leading here to where I'm sitting bitter, cynical
I left lots of letters guess they're lost in the mail
Oh I left lots of litter to mark where I've failed

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