Liquid Lives Lyrics

Theres a story about a bloke named Jerry
Got slaughtered and got real lairy
In the pub he acted obsured
And he came onto a boxers bird
So he got knocked out
Face swelled up like a rainbow trout
His girl found out the truth
But he couldnt explain cause hed lost a tooth

I wanna drink drink drink smoke xxxx fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be molested
And my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again!

An anecdote about a man named clive
Wasnt one to usually drink drive
And after all hed been through a stack
And so it was abit far to walk back
A month later and he's sitting in court
For the two lives he cut short
Man slaughter he's convicted
For the pain that he inflicted

Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
Down to the pub
Up to the club!
My stomachs turning, oh my bodys burning
Our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

Heres a story about a chap named Garth
Drank 4 pints in hour and a half
Although the night had just begun
Cause the local pub was open till one
The next morning out in the country
Hung over and on a hunt
He was still drunk and pissed himself
Fell off his horse and shot himself

I wanna drink drink drink smoke xxxx fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be molested
And ive damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!

Heres a story about a girl named Kate
Got wasted and got date raped
When they got in the doctors shed see
They found no chemicals in her bloodstream
''well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!''
When asked who had hurt her
Poor old katie couldn't remember.

Our liquid lives this is how we all survive
And my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again
Down to the pub
Upto the club!
And ive damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!

Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
Down to the pub
Up to the club!
My stomach's turning, oh my bodys burning
Our liquid lives
This is how we all survive