Crack in the Egg Songtext

von GWAR

The egg was spawned in our mutation pits
In the bowels of the Earth it was grown
Feeding on the blood of your loinspawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
Now the time is right for it's birth
And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth
What it looks like I care not
I just hope it kills a lot

CRACK IN THE EGG!
CRACK IN THE EGG!
The time is right
Crack in my pipe

Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you have always sickened me
Your will enslaved you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before the last calamity

There is but one way to give the egg life
Murder the innocent soul
Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed
Their skulls are fashioned into bowls
You masses of humans are gagging in glee
Now you gape but you'll soon be here with me
If you're really lucky I'll vomit on thee
I'll shit in your stump
And then bathe you in pee

Sunder your forms with my withering hacks
Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks
Now bring me dead babies - let there be no lack

SLAVE: I've got a bunch of them here in my sack

I've slaughtered your daughters and mangled your sons
If we kill enough of them Gor-Gor will come
The end of your race, we approach the hour
Gor-Gor will get a blood red baby shower
We'll bathe him in death to celebrate life
I'll be the doctor and Beef the mid-wife
But it takes so long, how can I cut slack
BEEFCAKE: Shoot that fucker up with some crack!

Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg
Please come out Gor-Gor of you I beg
Will he be a happy child, maybe?
More likely he'll be a crack baby
We infected his being with evil drugs
So he would grow up and be a thug
Destroying the planet, the world he will mug
The human race will die, and we'll just shrug