The Brightest Beef Lyrics

Dreampt i slapped myself in the eye
Woke up and that was my real life
Excuse me
Im needing
Some chilled out meat
Some people call it comedy
But i need to soothe this shiner
Im wise to the ancient remedies
So, bring me the brightest beef
Chicken soup's so good for the soul

No good at all on a peeper so swol'
Im laying chops on the top of my head
I need to know they've all been grass fed
So
Dont call me brave
I dont need praise
Just quality
Cause some people think its comedy
But i need to heal my shiner
Im hip to the ancient remedies
Just bring me the brightest beef
And if i faint please take my hand
Rememeber, remember
I rest in riblets
Under slabs
So tender, so tender
Some people think its all a joke
But nothing will soothe it finer
So come with the finest grocery
And bring me the brightest beef
Bring me the brightest beef
Bring me the brightest beed