I'm Funky Lyrics

Well late one night
I was coming home from a gig
I got stopped by the highway pig
Looked through my pockets
They even looked up my nose
Even made my baby take off all his clothes

'cause I'm funky but I'm clean
Do You know what I mean
So fuckin' funky but I'm clean
Do You know what I mean

Well I turn my tricks in my Cadillac
But I don't when they're gonna take it back
I ain't got a nickel
I ain't got no home
But my seats are leather hanging over that lead it and roll

And I'm funky but I'm clean
Do You know what I mean
So fuckin' funky but I'm clean
Do You know what I mean

Well my shoes are dusty and my shirt, it is ripped
My bottle of Ripple, it is down to the very last drip
I gotta find me some old man got to put him on my trip
Just so I can show him this tattoo on my hip

Said I'm funky but I'm clean
Do You know what I mean
So fuckin' funky but I'm clean
Oh do you know what I mean

Mashed potatoes are between my toes
I've been dancing all night long
People look at me and they know that they just don't know
Whether there's something right or wrong
Cuz I'm sayin I'm funky but I'm clean
Do You know what I mean
So fuckin' funky but I'm clean
Oh do you know what I mean