Thing or Two Lyrics

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two
I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two

Take a little bit of monkey soul
Wrap it up in a jelly roll
A little feather from a buzzard's nest
A piece of eight from a pirate's chest

Shake your fist with a rattler's tail
Choke your chicken on a bed of nails
Hitch a ride to outer space
Turn some heads in your momma's lace

Change your name 'Sweet Georgia brown
Steal a virgins white wedding gown
Find a fella like the girl next door
& do the dog on the kitchen floor

Find a graveyard dig up the dead
Mix a cocktail in a shrunken head
Keep on drinkin' till you just can't quit
You know I can't get enough of that shit

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two
I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two

Buy a ticket to a cock fight show
Cook the loser in a pot of gumbo
Serve it up to a group of friends
Back to the top start over again

Put a sailor in a womans dress
Little girl your face is a mess
Throw a stone at a big black crow
I know a little about rock'n'roll

I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two
I know, I know a thing, I know a thing or two