Dogs Were Barking Lyrics

Dogs were barking, guests were parking
And my wedding was about to start
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
Then I got up on table and I said:
I'll meet you 10:45 on the Broadway Canal
In a disco-radical-transglobal...
Comanja cooking up the original mixtura
S ulitzy do ulitzy the brilliant bassura
Mama---Diaspora!!!
Papa v Gogol Bordello!!!

Energija probuzdenija I ja!!!
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
Bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
Cops were lurking, kids were snarkling
Then her father came up to me and said:
Vi bivali kogda nibud na vistavke sobak?
She was a 5-45, nashe delo tabak...
Da ja zge starij dobrij Opta-Hotza-Htzulo-Dzigit!
Govorjat prosto blolnoi, tak nichego zge ne bilit!
Mama---Diaspora!!!
Papa v Gogol Bordello!!!
Energija probuzdenija I ja!!!
Remember things that are eternal...
Eternal things...you forgot those things
Nelzja ponjat, nelzja izmerit,
Tolko prostzat, I tolko vvis!...
To make it all even more crooked
Is impossibility of a suicide
You pull the trigger, yet you are still standing...
Just somewhere else, but with same dick in your hand.

Now dub it tovarisch, like tovarisch would...