The Hollywood Hootsman Lyrics

One thousand years ago a hero crossed the seas
In search of distant lands, to claim his destiny
The land of Unst was not enough, he had to conquer more
Into the west, the hero quests, to far American shores
With his mighty battleaxe he slaughtered everything
'Til all of California did call the hero King

He's the Hollywood Hootsman, hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall, a legend to us all
He's the Hollywood Hootsman, he's the king
Riding from the silver screen, on to the battlefield
He's the king of california, HOOTS

Immortal warior with armour made from wolf
His legend grew through centuries with the power of the hoots
His prowess on the battlefield matched only on the stage
In Hollywood he found his fame, the finest of his age

The greatest movie star who ever walked the land
If you ever meet this man I'm sure you'll understand

He's the Hollywood Hootsman, hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall, a legend to us all
He's the Hollywood Hootsman, he's the king
Riding from the silver screen, on to the battlefield
He's the king of california, HOOTS
Now Angus calls on him to join the epic fight
Once more these mighty warriors will battle side by side