Gangster of Love Songtext

von Geto Boys

I've never been played by a ho!
If the bitch is acting stupid,
She's got to go!
Some mutherfuckers [missadden']
If she fucks with me, I'ma kick her little monkey ass!
See you hoes got it wrong!
Think that if some Nigga says he loves you he ain't strong.
Girl you taking shit the wrong way.
And I can tell right now. It's gonna be a long day!
I got to educate you brothers
If the bitch won't give up the plate
Then fuck her!
Move along to the next trick.
See I'm teh type of guy who tells a girl
"suck dick!"
And if she ain't suckin'
That's a waste of time
Conversation and my fuckin'
I'll just put my fuckin pants on
And tell the idiotic freak
To take her tramp ass home!

You see I don't need a dumbie!
I need a bitch to like nuts
Until my dick is coming
And after this she'll earn her glow
Just call me the gangster of love.

I like bitches
All kinds of bitches,

To take off my shirt
And pull down my britches
If she has big tities
I'll squeeze them and hold'em
As she sucks my dick and licks my scrotum
If she's got another friend then I'll fuck her too
Together we can play a game of swi-cha-ru
I ain't the type who gets all mushy
I like to sit back
And watch them eat each other's pussy!
Weak people might say I'm insane
But that's the other damn love of the game
I'll turn your sister out if you fuck with me
You want to know my name???

Bitches look at me like I'm a faker
Knowiung goddamn well
I'm a mutherfuckin heartbreaker!
I'll have them crying for months
Cause I done fucked their best friends
And put a whipping on their cunts
They have their mothers to call
But if you don't fucked one mom
Then you done fucked them all
And I really don't give a fuck
Cause if your mother give up the pussy
She's fucked
And I really don't give a fuck
A pussy fuckin' gangster!
Goddamn!
Six different hoes a night
I use lubricated rubbers
To make the pussy feel right
Better to be safe than be a vicitm
I put the pussy in its place
Before I nut
I pull it out into the face
And tell the bitch to keep licking
And prepare herself for another ruthless dicking
And when I'm done--straight to the tub
Just call me the gangster of love.
I'm a mutherfucker
I put a bitch through a test.
If she don't pass, she don't get blessed!
If the test consist of
Fuckin my whole crew
Bitch, goddamnit that's what you gotta do.
You say you want to be down with Willie-D
But yet you find it difficult to listen to me
Everytime you fuck up and miss a class
I'ma put my goddamn foot in your ass
ANd if your father wants to buck up
I'll beat the wrinkles out the old mutherfucker
I'll treat a bitch like a queen,
But she's got to realize that I'm the goddamn king
Some jealous punk in town
Told my girl I was fucking around and she's still down.
To do the same
Yo've got to have game
You want to know my name???

[side]
Say ak
You what's up Dee
All the hoes mad 'cause we ain't paying for the pussy fighting over their asses
And shit! Yup that's that other level of the game again.
Damn straight!
While we on the subject of hoes, whatever happened to the hoe you used to fuck
Named Cathy???

[song again...]
Ok Cathy
That hoe was hot.
The first peace of pussy that I ever got!
She fucked me till I was coming
Put her nuts in my mouth
And started humming
I said shit comense the checking
She started scratching my dill-bag
And said hold up a second.
Turned me over on my back.
Opened up my butt cheecks
And started licking up my asshole
That's why I guess that I'm the gangster
And Kathleen Johnson sweetheart
I'd like to thank you
Little hoes out there are getting stuck,
By niggas like me and we really don't give a fuck!
Big-ass titties are the sexy switch
Whatever you get, you deserved it bitch!

See ummm,
I like to take'em st.
Pretend I lovem
And dog their motherfuckin ass.
Like for instance ms. "p"
The bitch ran a game
And tried to fuck over me
But I sensed it in the making
Talking about she's pregnant
From me or that Jamaican???
She said me of course
So I drug her little ass
Like a mutherfuckin horse.
That's what you get for tryna play me
I'll kick the bitch
Right dead in the ass
If she ever says we
Made a kid when I make it
I'll grab her vile her mutherfuckin' neck
And try to break it!
Cause I knew I wore a fucking glove
You know who you fuckin with bitch???