Me, You and Steve Songtext

von Garfunkel and Oates

Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night I can't believe
That it's finally me and you and you and me
Just us, and your friend Steve

Dododododo Steve Dodododoo Leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve
Hows it going?

You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck's your fucking problem
Why's he always here

Dododododo Steve Dododododo Go away
What's the deal with your friend Steve
Hows it going?

It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend
It's not that I don't think he's great
But its only you, only you, I wanna felate

Are you gay for Steve I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
So I know if I should shave tonight

I could've wished a thousand wishes
Cause I like to be with you
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can do

Dododododo Steve Dododododo Leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve
I don't even care how he's doing
Steve