Retired Tennis Pro Lyrics

Tell me, retired tennis pro,
Was it actually so long ago
That you held aloft a shiny trophy cup
And waved to the crowds in the stands up above?

There's some stuff that I really wanna know.
Some small piece of a glass that you don't mind letting go.
Tell me, tell me, retired tennis pro.

You're getting older and slower every day.
It was best to quit while you still could play.
So you took a cue and bowed out gracefully.
And I see you every know and then on my TV.

There's some stuff that I really wanna know.
Some small piece of a glass that you don't mind letting go.
There's some stuff that I really have to know.
Tell me, tell me, retired tennis pro.

The hot sun beats down upon the clay.
Do you think back and reminisce about those days?
Is it a relief? Are you cool with being done?
Winning is a lot easier when you're done.

There's some stuff that I really wanna know.
Some small piece of a glass that you don't mind letting go.
There's some stuff that I really have to know.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.

There's some stuff that I really wanna know.
Some small piece of a glass that you don't mind letting go.
There's some stuff that I really have to know.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, retired tennis pro.