Once Upon a Time in Scandinavistan Lyrics

Once upon a time in Scandinavistan
Once upon a time
In Scandinavistan
Grumpy, tired with eyes blood red
Take a deep breath as the therapist said
Bingo-playing sex-workers and curry ooze
A molotov cocktail with venereal blues
Kama sutra and decomposing seaweed stew
Diastolic blood pressure higher than the IQ
Shaking, starving, running out of juice

Better stop by the tandoori moose
Once upon a time in Scandinavistan
Once upon a time
In Scandinavistan
Illegal propaganda transmission from a submarine
Get your head smashed by a feminist teen
A public intelligence Officer too tired to be afraid
As the anti-socials are gearing up for the parade
Colonial law states it's an utter disgrace
Committing Nuisance in a public place
Vomit, drunkenness and potent fury
There is no cure for the muddy streets of Gautampuri
Once upon a time in Scandinavistan
Once upon a time
(Wear helmet)Head is not replaceable
Over one head per lifetime
Once upon a time in Scandinavistan
Per lifetime
Once upon a time in Scandinavistan
A time to lose
Once upon a time in Scandinavistan
Once upon a time
In Scandinavistan.
Once upon a time
Once upon a time
In Scandinavistan
Was
In Scandinavistan
Once upon a time