Mendel's White Trash Laboratory Lyrics

My dog used to play dead all the time
I'm a girl and he was never alive
How on earth did I ever survive
I don't know

Her mom used to make her head explode
I never thought ask her why
And her daddy used to make her cry

So it goes

But now her father only beats her about half the time
He likes my songs ??the words'll rhyme
He tells me stories I don't want to know
And takes me places I don't want to go