Beware! (of the Evil Underwear) Lyrics

Late night, go to bed, feeling beat
I need to rest through the night
Rough day, all went wrong, very wrong
I need to sleep through the night
Lay down, dozing off, all is well
I start to drift into sleep
Then I hear a sound, eerie sound
Coming from the laundry basket
I start to yell
What is that smell?


BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Don't come near
BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Satan's drawers are here

Hamper starts to shake, making noise
Up flew the drawers of doom
Red, green, all in stripes, grandpa-style
And with the smell out of hell
Flew up from the bed, screaming loud
Could this just be a dream?!
NO WAY! It is real, very real
Suddenly I realize it
I start to yell
What is that smell?

BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Don't come near
BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Satan's drawers are here

I start to yell
What is that smell?
I start to yell
Drawers from hell

BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Don't come near
BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!

BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Don't come near
BEWARE BEWARE!
Of the ünderwear
BEWARE BEWARE!
Satan's drawers are here