The Order Form Songtext

von Essential Logic

I want to order a pelican, so I can stare at him
Here is my signature
To the packer, to the dealer
Make sure this one's a squealer
I decide to search his mind, so he can't glare through me
Beaked nose ajar, clinging to the bars
Such a reluctant feeder
Feed the needer, return the goods
It was only a joke, you know
To the packer, to the dealer
Make sure this one's a squealer
Big chance in authority
He couldn't cope if he were free

I want to order a pelican, so I can stare at him
Here is my signature
To the packer, to the dealer
Make sure this one's a squealer
Big chance in authority
He couldn't cope if he were free
To the storeman, to the checker
Describe the process of his parts, now
I cannot claim for damages
And he's only a joke, you know
I wanted it, you desired it
This pelican whines for you, now
Should he live or die in order to comply
And live in this zoo, you know