Clinton Got a Blowjob Songtext

von Eric Schwartz

George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction
Even if it was the deception and not the suction

What's worse... starting a war
Or keeping your Cohibas in a human humidor.
Who got impeached? And what for?
Oh right... Clinton got a blowjob

George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned
Clinton got a blowjob.
Sat in a classroom with the towers falling down

He fucked up F.E.M.A
Which fucked up Katrina
Not to mention the Conventions of Geneva
With twenty-four civilians murdered in Haditha

How can a man without a brain
Cause a nation so much pain
Cause a world to feel such hate
For these so-called United States
And how could the congress help but act
In the face of every fact I have presented here
The comparison couldn't be more clear

Bush authorized leaks of classified information
To make the case for attacking sovereign nation

Guantanamo, Downing Street, electro-shock on Iraqi feet
Makes that blue dress seem so sweet
Clinton got a blowjob?

Bush funds sex ed that says that condoms don't work.
Clinton got a blowjob.
If they didn't, both your daughters would be pregnant, you jerk
Clinton got a blowjob.

Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk
Clinton's biggest crime was having spunk
And for choosing a statue less than statuesque
And setting her on display under the oval office desk

Stem-Cell Research, Abstinence, Global Warming, Missile Defense,
Goin' AWOL from the National Guard, find some some more, it' not that hard.
Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame, Al Qaeda's links to Saddam Hussein
Abu Ghraib, Kenneth Lay, our record deficit today
You Wiretapping Info-Leaking-Waterboarding-Power-hoarding
Rights-destroying Christ-Deploying Load of Scat in a Stetson Hat

I'll do my part, I'll play the pawn
If that what it takes to get you gone
I'm my Knees, Dubya, BRING IT ON.
Here's your fucking Blowjob