Gary Evans Lyrics

I love the struggle of upstate New York
Bald tires, no climbers, time in family court.
I resign this is where I'll consign my corpse.
Capital building, right below the horse.

I love the taste and smell of Albany
All fear skunked beer and monotony.
I left Central Ave but Central Ave followed me

I heard from someone who heard
Who heard from someone else who heard
Not everyone likes me.

Scab drummer in a novelty band
Further proof things do get that bad.
I heard you need a job but
That work is catch as catch can.
And it doesn't help a bit
You contribute not a single thing
But never fear
You can always suck some MRR dick

I heard from someone who heard
Who heard from someone else who heard
Not everyone likes me.

Not everyone is gonna love you in life
But if you keep to it shitheads,
You're doing alright.