Puppet on a Swing Lyrics

I'm a famous wooden puppet,
And I never ever tell the truth.
I'm a puppet with no pecker,
But Geppetto cut me loose.
It's not much fun when you are a eunuch,
I would love to have a big stick.
Here's my daddy while he's making it.
. I'm a proud and happy puppet,
With my new and shiny piece of wood.
I'm the new Italian Stallion,

Coz my daddy made it good.
If my angel wasn't such an angel I feel a force inside
Of me, and it's not easy, and a kind of milkshake comes
Right out. Hey hey ma ma, Splintering,
I feel I'm splintering If Lucignolo could see me,
I'd have a hard-on for sure.
Splintering, like no one's ever seen uollano,
Uollano, uollano, Signorina sono Italiano.
. Never Never Land is where I,
Feel like acting like I'm a playboy,
I've been living in a big whale,
I'll invite you, don't be coy Fire-eater,
You don't want to meet her,
Fox and kitty, I will beat yer,
Up my ass with Jiminy Cricket,
The more I think about it,
And the more that I am Splintering,
People I'm splintering, If Lucignolo could see me,
With the expression I'm wearing.
I can cum, thanks to my brand new chum,
Uollano, uollano, uollano,
That's my cum and I'm Italiano.
Meantime, down in the disco - dong Splintering,
On the dance floor splintering,
I am the King of the Neighbourhood,
Of pussies made out of pine wood.
They all plot, they like to f*ck a lot they dance on,
They dance on, they dance on, On the cum and I'm Italiano - Ué Ué Ué...