Lemons and Pears Lyrics

I asked Lemon, please get off my mind
She said I can't do that, I'm confined
I said I think it's unfair that you can't leave
Please be nice, pretend it's Christmas Eve

You've been stuck here since forember
Can't you just remember how to go?

She said I'm real sorry it's not me
Can't you tell this to your diary?
Listen I've moved on, I met a boy named Pear
He's the sweetest multi-pear-ionaire

You've been stuck here since forember
Can't you just remember how to go?

No, it's impossible
No, it's imfeasable
No, it's improbable
No, it's imgrapesable

Next time that I think of you I'll say
I hope you have a really rotten day
Then you'll say, I'm sorry I was wrong
You and me will always have your song, and get along

You've been stuck here since forember
Can't you just remember how to go?

No, it's impossible
No, it's imfeasable
No, it's improbable
No, it's impeachable