Are U Real? Songtext

von E-Cyas

Alright

(Test, test, test, test)

Hello?

Are we ready to go here?

(Ahem) may I have your attention please?

(What!)

May I have your attention please?

(Yeah!)

Will the real sugar baby please speak up?

We gonna have a problem here!

Y'all act like you never seen a little white girl before
Jaws all on the floor,
Acting like you can buy me in a the sugar store

(Cha-ching)

Cruising the halls,
You best be lookin' for more
Cause I'm bigger than that and I won't stuck on the floor

Haha-haha-haha

(What you laughin' at)

Y'all talkin' like
"Oh wait, no way!, she didn't Just sound like how I thought she did, did she?"

(Yeah, yeah, yeah!)

Hey-hey-hey!

Where sugar?

(Where you at?)

I'm rigt her sleeping in Mocha's pocket!

Tee-hee!

Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar baby!

(Sugar baby!)

I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are Just imitating,
So won't the real sugar baby
Please jump up,
Please jump up,
Please jump up!

Cause I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
All you other sugar babies are Just imitating,
So won't the real sugar baby
Please jump up,
Please jump up,
Please jump up!
(Whoa!)
Look at her, walkin'around with her own crew,
Mad dog, Billy, and Mocha too!
She's so damn short though
(WHAT!)
Yeah!
(That's my girl, yo!)
And there's a million of us
Just like me,
Fuss like me,
Just don't give a F...
OH! I would never say that!
(SUGAR!)
Dress like me,
Walk like me,
Have hair like me,
And just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me!

Oh! and could the rest of you please lie down...
Cause I can't see anything
Thanks!
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar baby!
(Sugar baby!)