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von Dustin

Don't whinge don't whine 'bout Christmas time.
Don't block the telly with the size of your belly.

Don't hokey, don't kokey, don't listen to smokey.
Go 'round to next door for a bit of karaoke.

Don't be mean, eat the coffee cream.
There's your Auntie Jean, looking at the Queen
On the screen. It's a scream.

Don't start, don't stop. Your Granny's throwin' up.
Get a mop ye pup, she's been on the sup.

Don't shimmy, don't shake, pick the icing off the cake.
Don't wake yer ma too early by mistake.

Don't wait up for Santy. Use that hanky,
You'll get socks from your Auntie.
Stop that hanky-panky.

Don't forget the batteries are not included
Santy brought the toy now ye better use it.

I feel loved. I love Christmas.
I feel loved. I love Christmas.

Don't shout, don't pout, don't spout from your mouth.
Don't pull at the tree, are ya listenin' to me?

Don't eat yellow snow. Ask any Eskimo.
Hey Joe. Ho-ho-ho.

Don't forget to plug out the lights,
Do it all again tomorrow night.

And...
Don't ate turkey
Don't ate turkey
Don't ate turkey
Don't ate turkey
Don't ate turkey
Don't ate turkey

I feel loved. I love Christmas.
I feel loved. I love Christmas.

I feel loved. I love Christmas.
I feel loved. I love Christmas.

I feel loved. I love Christmas.
I feel loved. I love Christmas.