Art Vandelay Lyrics

In the middle of the night
I went to find my handkerchief
It wasn't where I thought it was
Nothing's where you think it is

Walking up the stairs
Saw a person standing there
I asked her where she thought it was
She says "Nothing's where you think it is"

Everybody knows
That a book
Is hard to finish
If you're not really into it.

Under a blanket
The people are sleepin
I still couldn't remember
The object of my mission

I never woke up from that night
I never finished sleeping
Cuz I couldn't find my morning light
Nah, I couldn't finish sleeping

Everybody knows
That a book
Is hard to finish
If you're not really into it.