Brand New Best Friend Songtext

von Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Do you want some rice pudding?
No, that's gross
It was a test Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most
Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines
Become the dominant race
I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
But not the vending machine thing
That's gonna happen
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me
I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I've have both my eyes, you know?
It's in this pouch, ouch
Do llamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that's right, he played Meap
Now I know all about you
And you know all about me, ooh, wee, ooh
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me
Now that I've found you
We can be a duo
That's right, twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Coming at you Fridays