The Rampton Song Lyrics

We're all mad we're all insane/we've only got half a brain
(AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!) Rampton!

Said I wasn't very well/now I've got this padded cell
(AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!) Rampton!

Doctor said I was very ill/gave me pretty coloured pills
(AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!) Rampton!

Hit my doctor with a hatchet/now I've got this special jacket
(AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!) Rampton!

Then I started to complain/so they fiddled about with my brain
(AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!) Rampton!

Said it would be good for me/gave me neurosurgery
(AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!) Rampton!