Doghouse Songtext

von Descendents

Doghouse

In the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the mosh impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should I mind
Then I get trashed by the ho thats my wife
Can't get enough of kickin my hiney

Life in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place
If I get a piece of tail
I don't want to get married

This is just a doghouse why should I stay
If these folks are crazy
They try to tell me
That they know where it's at
I don't know maybe I'm lazy

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my dog house

So now its time to go work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this American dog

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse

When I frickin find what I'm lookin for

I dig right in and take my place

Maybe I seem crass and crude

But a dog's got to do what a dog got to do

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse

I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces, feel like a
Hydrant on this doggy street
Live in the doghouse, everybody hates me
I want to get laid, but everybody takes me
I'm your dog and you're bitches