Pencil Pussy Lyrics

Your office is cosy – your cheque is in the mail
Sitting on your lazy ass – your poison cannot fail
Shit drops from your pencil – about the bands you hate
I sit here with my baseball-bat – waiting for a date
While your cheque is in the mail
It's your job you're paid to bore
Or break the necks of bands galore
You love to hate and then defame
Pencil Pussy should be your name
I don't hate you – you're just getting on my nerves

I'd love to give you what you deserve
Yo motherfucker-Arsch
Your office is cosy – your cheque is in the mail
Sitting on your lazy ass – your poison cannot fail
Shitdrops from your pencil about the bands you hate
I sit here with my baseball-bat waiting for a date
While your cheque is in the mail
You call it work, I call it crap
Your only chance to pay me back
But you don't hate me, you hate yourself
I'm not your mother, brother, I'm something else