Sanitary Times Lyrics

Don't be hating on the electroplating
- Dead Body Tomb

If your beloved passes away too soon
It can help you through the gloom

They'll last till the end of time
In copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
And they can keep their clothes on

She was nineteen when she was struck by a
Threshing machine, now she shines and gleams

Commemorate your final dying day
And fight decay

They'll last till the end of time
In copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
And they can keep their clothes on

We use the finest salts
In our silver nitrate baths
We use only Grade A copper
Our bronze cannot be surpassed

All warts we will shave
All wounds we'll close
And if you really, really want
You can customize the pose

Commemorate your final dying day
Now on layaway

Go for it girl the endless summer tan
Is our special plan

Only 1795 dollars per ounce -act now and if you
Expire within the next 3 years you will receive a 20
Percent rebate

Dead Body Tomb Company is not responsible for
Unexpected leakage or resurrection

Body weight obtained before disembowelment