Rock Lobster Songtext

von dead horse

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in & grabbed it
It was a Rock Lobster.

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
& there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a Rock Lobster.

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam.

Down, down.

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'.

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'.

Down, down.

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'.

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun.

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter.

Here comes a stingray.
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
Here comes a bikini whale!