Biggest Blame Fool - Original Broadway Cast Recording Lyrics

"Humph!"
Humphed a voice!
'Twas the Sour Kangaroo!
And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said,
"Humph!"
Too
Why that speck is as small as the head of a pin
A person on that? Why there never has been!
Ahahaha!
You're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool

And I don't care who I tell!
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool,
And I think so as we-ell!
Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel
But you're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!
In truth, please believe me,
I tell you sincerely,
My ears are quite keen and I heard it quite clearly
I know there's a person down there,
And what's more
Quite likely, there's two, even three, even four!
"Ha!" laughed a voice
"Ha!" laughed some others
"Ha ha ha!" laughed the Wickersham Brothers
"Oh he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool,
And monkeys like us should know!
We've been out on a limb lookin' down on him
He's fat
Dumb
He's slow!
Elephants ain't too swift as a rule,
But he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!
Cause he's talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck
To a speck of dust
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
Talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck
To a speck of dust
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool"
R-E-S-P-E-C-K!
Oh please, take that speck away!
Did ya hear, did ya hear
Did ya did ya hear?
Through the jungle, the news quickly spread
Did ya hear, did ya hear
Did ya did ya hear?
He talks to a dust speck,
He's out of his head!
Our topic today is "Psychic Elephants Who Hear Voices"
What d'you think, folks?
Is the elephant off his trunk?
Don't go away, we'll be right back with "speck", "clover", "dust", "neighbour", "Who"
Stay tuned!
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
I'm Gertrude McFuzz, I live right next door
He's never done anything crazy before!
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
He's always been friendly, and loyal, and kind
I just don't believe Horton's out of his mind!
Did ya hear, did ya hear,
Did ya did ya hear?
I'm Mayzie La Bird, and I live in that tree
Did ya hear, did ya hear,
Did ya did ya hear?
Enough about Horton,
Let's talk about me!
Let's talk about, talk about, talk about
Talk about me!!!!!
Talkin' to a speck,
Talkin' to a speck,
To a speck of dust
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
Talkin' to a speck,
Talkin' to a speck,
To a speck of dust
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
I just have to save them,
Because after all,
A person's a person,
No matter how small
A person's a person,
No matter how-
Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool
In the jungle, Anywhere!
(solos)
Biggest blame fool, in the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool
Nool, Nool
Na-ah-ah-ah-ahhh