The Official Picnic Song Lyrics

The chickens are flying upside down
Into their fryers predestined
And I ceremonially transcend
My strawberry-suckling friend.

We sing the official picnic song
And I'm suddenly less young.
I fall asleep and I sleep so long
An anthill grows on my tongue.

Is your quality of life sufficient
For the treatment to continue?
Each blind benign atrocity steals
The sorry from your sinew.

Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me
To sing the official picnic song
To sing the official picnic song
To sing the official picnic song

"They had a Hitler cat and a Stauffenberg dog
(one eye missing and half a paw)."