Straight White Middle Class Male Lyrics

I'm a straight white middle class male
I don't see how I can fail
So why won't the governor return my calls
Must be because
I'm not tall

I'm a straight white middle class male
The type that's bound to prevail
So how come I didn't get the job?
Must be because I don't do Windows
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I'm a straight white middle class male
They say everything's for sale
So why am I not in the top ten?
Must be because I've only got six inch
Nails

I'm a straight white middle class male
I'll never need no bail
So why are they jackin' me around
Must be because
They're done with all the others