One Way Ticket to Hell Lyrics

It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure i upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice was telling me I really should cool it
Chewing my face off, talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
I thought "I'd better have another just in case"
Next thing i knew, my heart was under attack
I bought a one way ticket to hell... and back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I'me always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach-load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
If they had seen fit to join me for a couple of hits
Now my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs

Burned for a moment then, it kicked like a mule
The strangers i recruited thought it was rocket fuel
Several massive chocking lines of glorious gack
I bought a one way ticket to hell... and back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Stick it up your fucking nose!

Holding court, repeating myself, each repetition slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
The wheels came off but I'm still on track
I bought a one way ticket to hell... and back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell...
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell...