Heimlich Remover Lyrics

(laughter, muffled speech)
Marian: I don't know how I--I think he could talk a little bit because--or whisper or something because I discovered and I said, "Well, you wanna go to the hospital, or-- Well, (unclear) something and (unclear) drinking warm water (unclear) stopped (unclear) it was down (unclear) past danger (unclear). So eventually his poor throat had been so messed up that it just was swollen and (unclear) that Lenny (unclear)
Daniel: You didn't include the part where while I'm in the bathroom choking, Mom and Dad are in the background fighting about what they should do. Should we go to the hospital, should we stay there? No, you guys are arguing, fighting, and I'm in there (choking sounds).
Megan: Why didn't somebody give you the Heimlich Remover, hello?
Daniel: Because it was in my food pipe and you can't. In the windpipe--
Someone: Could you breathe, though?
Daniel: I could breathe the whole time.
Daniel: Jawbreakers.
Marian: Jawbreakers!