Constance Of The Universe Lyrics

See that kid, give him some toys
See those girls, gotta give em' some boys
See those feet, give em' some shoes
See that drunk, gotta give em' some booze

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Says constance of the universe
She's unique in all the earth
We will hope for all we're worth
To be the center of er great expanding girth


See that bum, give him some cash
See that dope, gotta give him a stash
See that soul, give him the Word
See that jerk, gotta give him the bird

Chorus

See the rock band, give em' a deal
See those legs, go on give em' a feel
Now, see that gun, give it a try
See that Truth, gotta give it a lie

Chorus

It's her time now
Constance needs to breed
She her now
Tell her what you need