About as Helpful as You Can Be Without Being Any Help at All Lyrics

Both feet together
Slowly progressing
Always in time
Don't count the feathers
Just count the wings
Everyday counting
Everything's changing
I almost forgot it
But then I remembered

I was thrown in the boat
Cast out to sea
Friendly with waves
There were sharks below
Hungry for me
So I dangled my leg

I lit up like a match
Because i bled gasoline
Made a torch of myself
Until the moon was mine
Stars made of me
How I lit up that sky

Both feet together
Slowly progressing
Always in time
Don't count the feathers
Just count the wings
Everyday counting
Everything's changing
I almost forgot it
But then I remembered