Calf Roper Lyrics

I'm a Calf Roper
That's what I do
One of very few
Calf Ropin' Jews
Sometimes I rope ‘em
When it is hot
But I don't rope no
Calfs on Shabbat

It's not so easy
Ropin' a Calf
That's why I got me a
Calf Ropin' staff
Sometimes I rope ‘em
When they're asleep
One time by accident
I roped a sheep